‘please dont be gay porn’ i whisper as i scroll down tumblr in public
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HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS?!
Why do I learn more about math from Tumblr than my 12+ years of formal education????????
No math teacher ever taught me this trick. Got damn.
This is great and all if you know how to subtract things from 100
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The Assumption Game
How to Play: message me with an assumption that you make about me and I will reply to it with whether it is true or false
PLEASE DO, I’M SO BORED.
(Source: girlslovesextoo)
*policeman voice* alright sir im going to have to ask you a few questions. *pulls out notepad* where did you come from? where did you go? *slams fists on interrogation table* where DID you come from cotton eyed joe?
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